Old Obidiah

(Jump on the word "jumped"}

Old Obidiah jumped in the fire

And the fire was hot, so he jumped in the pot

And the pot was black, so he jumped in a crack

And the crack was high, so he jumped in the sky

And the sky was blue, so he jumped in a canoe

And the canoe was shallow, so he jumped in the tallow

And the tallow was soft, so he jumped in the loft

And the loft was rotten, so he jumped in the cotton

And the cotton was white, so he SLEPT all night